[Moviez] AAAAAAadhavaan paruppu vegaadhavan

Back.... I m back... and I m still not believing it.... aaahhhhhhhhh thanks for pinching me.... Its real.....
Never thought I would live to see the diwali tomorrow - either god was kind or I had a lion heart, coz I survived 3 hrs in a torture chamber.....

If u think its a spoiler don't read anything between the dashes.... K
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Surya gets introduced as hitman, thanks to his usual dance (showing all his 32 teeths ofcourse.... same expressions like the pala palakkura azhaga nee kind) followed by a well crafted graphics oriented under h20 shot at a saamiyar..... Surya is sent on a assignment to kill a retired magistrate, he misses the first attempt, so gets into the magistrate house as a servant and brother in law of Vadivelu.... He keeps trying to kill the magistrate but keeps missing it, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy coz there is a kahani mein ek twist or rather we can call a total u turn..... s the magistrate is suryas dadda..... Don't panic don't panic there is no daddy daddy I love u daddy stuff here..... thank god.... sorry thank KSR.... How surya saves his father? Y surya tries to kill his father even after knowing that its his own daddy? For all these YYYYYYYYYs get the answer in the silver screen, If you can risk your life.
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Well I won't say the movie doesn't have its highs...... But have they gone well on the screen......

1) Saroja devi.... Is she the same raajavin paarvai raniyin pakkam babe .... I do accept she has aged... thats natural.... but yuk I never thought an aged women will look like a devil..... Sarojo devi was more looking like a phoolaan devi.... she fails to understand that her style of acting looks like lunatics in 2009.... somebody tell her.... If shes not acting in any movies further its good for our tamil cinema....

2) Anandh Babu.... Remember this 'aaai I m disco dancer' guy son of veteran comedian Nagesh... he gets reintroduced in ayan.... sorry aadhavan..... Mr Anand babu y u came back.... see even your dance sequence go out of focus on the screen ... is that because you are dancing better than surya....negative I think KSR puposely did it during editing... coz this guy looked so devilish even when he was out of focus.... He would have had a serious effect on mental stability of women, children or surya fans in general......

3) Surya .... Yes you are cute... but come on man grow up how long you are gonna do that same old EEEEEE dance.... Pala pala kkura azhaga neee EEEEEEEE (note the face expession surya will have a big EEE in his mouth showing all his teeth), then ava enne enna thedi vandha anjala (look at his expression Same EEEEEEEE), now comes damk damak dam damma (Same EEEEEEEEE), Asili fisili (EEEEEEEE again), vaarayo vaaryo monalisa (IIIO inagyuma EEEEEEEEEEEEE expression)...... Stop this before people call you anIlichavayan.....Suryas costumes are too good .... Infact the total movie is a fashion parade.... both nayan and surya wear skimpy outfits, reveal their curves for the opposite sexes.... great job..... and one more thing Surya please stop dancing on your toes... thats not gonna show ya taller.... Guys just watch surya dance he will be deliberately dancing with his toes.........

Pssss.... In one song watch suryas shoes.... Its blue colour.... I don't think even MGR wore a blue colour shoe.... well thats wat I call innovation.....

4) Vadivelu.....aaaiyaaaala adan goyaaala.... kandasamykkum saethhthu indha padathula nadichittinga..... If there something really good its his comedy..... but yep its the same old one... but the entire movie is such a shit, you end up enjoying Vadivelu comedy.... but yes full marks outstanding....

5) The moment they showed mexico pichumani guy i thought let me leave, I can't stand another kandasamy, but again KSR came to our rescue pichumani doesn't have any significant role like in kandasamy....

6) When surya hits a glass window it breaks... they have used graphics.... ok makes sense.... thats for safety.... but the villain shooting a scotch bottle.... Y graphics there tooo... The graphics is pathetic..... soundarya rajnikanth please rescue the aadhavan team......

7) Cinematography... Only thing which catches our eyes is the song in the exotic locales... fully ice and water, dunno what place was that... kodos for that song alone... otherwise nothing great......

8) Editing.... AAdhavan is probably the worlds first movie which was released without editing.... what they did edit the movie????? Are you nuts??? really are u sure?????

9) Stunts..... Mind blowing well I sincerely mean it... Infact the climax the fight moves are different.... The first chase scene is just similar to ayan.... its a big yawn.....

10) Ramesh khanna ..... ur story suks... its a pain in ass.... piles.....

11) KSR .... We expected more ..... but believe me its your worst after minsara kanna....

12) btb the villain's name is Abdul kulkarni.... What the Fk when did abdul became a kulkarni.... the same way obama became a barrack...

13) Nayan tara ..... Y u dump simbhu.... You are having bad luck from then.......

14) If there is a reason one should watch this movie other than vadivelu comedy... its the climax.... U will literally laugh ya ass out.... haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaa u can even feel ur asshole peeping almost 6 inches out of ya body.... its so hilarious... n that timer based rocket missile.... ma god wat the heck... don't these guys realize that rocket launcher is for immediate destruction...its basic common sense...I think they got confused with the GPS based rocket missile.... interestingly its shown in peranmai....In the movie they talk about blue tooth, milk tooth, deacy tooth, laptop, ass bottom etc..... Wat surya wants to prove.... he did the same in Ayan.... I think its his way of educating the youth about computer technologies as a part of his padichaathaan hero drive....so what we have in singham timer based pistol....

15) Well the guy who acts as Suryas father.... Late Murali.... He is hilarious too.... Have you seen a pencil walking... that too with a coat.... ya gotto watch this guy.... In the climax scene he cries IOOOOOO pochee.... Yes sir the audience are with ya..... Pochee ellam pocheee ......

16) Well the 10 yr old surya..... I thought surya was already short rather he is a lilliput... why show him even shorter.... thats fking insane.... Y on earth KSR got this idea..... But yep the graphics though was bad its a good effort..... So what are we gonna have in singham.... 1 yr old kid....... even shorter surya..... buhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaaha

17) In one scene we are shown some black cats.... none looked like one..... poor junior artist selection....... Black cats.... Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

18) And we have Fefsi Vijayan as a pregnant police inspector.... His bengali was too goood... tototooooooooooooooo good..... Well I don't believe in omen but now a days if we have fefsi vijayan its a bad omen I think.... We saw in Villu now its aadhavan.... I think his last hit was Villain... ain't it....

19) Harriz Jayaraj.... This music redirector (ya heard it right) does what he is really good at.... lift tunes add some salt and pepper, mix well and proclaim it to be his tunes.... But yep three of the songs were good to hear... but the BGM well that was a pussy fart.... Incidentally he was mocked by ramesh khanna in thie very same movie when he says "Aduththavan music potta tunukku naan music director aaganuma?".... I thought harris would put a "twooooooooinnnnnnnnnnnn" tune as a BGM.... looks like he realized that it was aimed at him.... more is coming for ya harris....

Verdict -----
Ajith fans ---- Aegan >>>>>>>>>>>1000 times>>>>>>>>>>>>> Villu >>>>>>>>>500times>>>>>>> Aadhavan
Vijay fans ---- Villu>>>>>>>>>>>1000 times>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aegan>>>>>>>>>500times>>>>>>> Aadhavan
Vikram fans ------ Ok leave them they are yet to recover from the chicken flu... coookoo coo koooo
Surya fans ----- Its your turn now guys..... Nothing would save u or surya this time....
Aadahavan will keep ur mouth shut for some days to come.... sorry about that but you guys deserve it... aadiya aatamenna .......

Red gaint --- its a hit on lines of kuruvi.....
Wattage : This movie is 20 Watts bulb I say........