TVP - Santhanam show again

Theeradha Vilayattu Pillai -- The first time I heard this name, I jus couldn't help laughing for it... coz the name sounded similar to a tamil bad word... Thevi****a pillai meaning a bastard...Incidendally a Theeradha Vilayattu Pillai and the Thev pillai are related... when a TVP fucks a girl, ditches her and she has babeeee, that baby is a Thev*** pillai.... I m getting more filthy day by day...Lets get onto the review....

Karthik (Vishal) is a rich kid who seeks to possess the best things of his choice... even when he has to buy a pen he takes a whole bundle of it writes n then selects the best one... thank god this guy doesn't think about buying a condom... Karthik decides to bang the best girl, and selects three girls in that process -- Priya, a Ethiraj college student.... Jyothi, a local gunda's sister.... Teju, heir to a 1500 crores property....Karthik starts eloping with the three girls at the same time, and by the interval Teju comes to know about his triple game.... Teju unable to bear the betrayal of Karthik, challenges him that she would fuck his aim for having the best girl... After interval Karthik n Teju play the cat n mouse game, Karthik realizes the true love of Priya, Karthik realizes that he is a action hero, Karthik sings a couple of unbearable duets n most importantly (will xplain later) a dog dies... awww SOB SOB that was a golden retriever or was that a Labrador... I dunno....

Vishal... ya gotto give it to him this time... he has tried tried something different.... whether has he succeeeded in it?...nope, he has just cleared the acid test... Kudos to him for just selecting sucha script... There are definitely betta performers who could have given TVP a better look alltogether, but Its Vishal's mere presence which makes the script look new... In spite of being repeatative he rocks when it comes to action... he is a flawless executioner of rope shots...all heroes should learn it from him... I m not kidding this tym, I really appreciate his stunts.... Vishal one tip, stop doing rope shots when ya are wearning a dhoti, coz in many scenes yr innerware was visible.... n we don't wanna see it...



The three girls ... If ya ask me all three don't deserve another chance in Tamil Cinema... Tanushree Dutta playing Jyothi, blame the make up artist.... coz she isn't that bad looking in real, those who haf seen her bollywood movies would readily accept this....In TVP she looks likea slut... a slut who has just returned after giving a blow job to a couple of guys simultaneously!!!!... probably its the reason why she has a swollen face in TVP....

Sara playing Priya, heard that she was a X-rated.. sorry ..what.. was that yep... X miss India... her unique feature is her angular face... I haven't seen a girl till now whose jaws widens at an angle of 60 degree... her face resembles a Papaya....Looks cute in certain angles n absolutely bizzare in the rest...her expressions are jus outta world... watch out for her introduction song "en jennal vandha kattru", wherien the Arvind Krishana the cameraman puts her in the midst of bueatific garden... expecting her to give that.. that expression of Awww, Wow, Owww kinda feel....n she gives an expression as if she is standing naked in the midst of some 100 old fucks gazing at her n strocking themselves....she has some 2000 light years to travel even to realize whats acting is all about...

Neetu Chandra, as Teju... the only female actor who has the lion's share in TVP... has performed well... an absolute delight for the front benchers as she mostly comes in skimpy costumes... cameraman Arvind Krishna hasn't missed even a pixel of the curves in her body.... but one would definitely accept, inspite of revealing so much Neetu doesn't look that sexy as she was in 13 B... Neetu should try more bollywood, coz she has shown almost every thing here... more than what she posess...

Now the crowd puller... this guy has made it a habit to overshadow the lead actors... yep I m talking about Santhanam... after watching TVP n ya get outta theatre the only thing which stays in ya mind is Santhanam's comedy....he is getting a hero response these days in theatre... so many whistles and applause... the best thing about him is even before he completes his dialogue the audience burst into laughter... we keep waiting for him to comeinto the frame everytime vishal n the gals take over it....

Prakash Raj comes as Jyothi's goonda brother... In a miniscule role he has done a good job... however I feel he is going overboard with his chellam chellam style of dialogue delivery... stop it sir, we wanna see betta performances from ya...Mouli as Vishal's father excels in his 5 - 6 scenes.... The cameraman comes in the climax as a doctor, who is treating vishal after an accident... unintentionally he made the whole theatre laugh when he uttered this "Karthik than pazhaya ninaivugala marandhuttaaru"....

The movie has its share of Laughs, giggles n a lotta yawns, farts... however the later two take the preceeding only in the last 40 mins of the movie...tats when Karthik realizes that "Unmaiyana Kaadhal" blah blah blah...TVP is definitely a time pass... this is what I suggest ... In one of the scene in second half a dog dies, take that as the word of caution from the director imself... any longer ya stay, ya could be the next... take ma suggestion leave the theatre at that very same moment... ya would have a feeling that ya had good fun...

60 Watts... Sun pictures will claim that this too is a big hit....

anon....

Excerpts ....
1, Hair stylist of TVP has done an extraordinary job.... his experiments with vishal's hair brings a hearty laugh
2, Sneha makes a guest appearance... wow she is gorgeous... donate a few beats of ya heart....
3, The evergreen Nettrikann BGM is used effectively by u1 shankar Raaja
4, Ya guys will start searching for the goundamani ring tone which Vishal has on his Iphone...

Note*
I saw Goa, Tamilpadam n Asal, I m not writing any reviews for them... its not coz they don't deserve to be reviewed... their release just coincided with my hibernation from blogging... thats it....