Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani... Kahani NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Its fuc' g heavy raining in chennai.... floods are inside houses.... people not getting food.... roads are skidding.... bikes petrol tank is now 1/4 filled with water.... n somebody goes for a movie!!!!... wat will u such an a'hole.... haaan shoot baby I m hearing.... no no thats not enough use even filthier words on me.... oh god I have committed a sin... wat a waste of time n money.... FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...

K jus do me a favour... go to this link and trash the reviewer please.... it all happened bcoz of one a hec of a shitty review from rediff.... pls do this b4 u continue with ma blog.... All you need is Prem ..... Who the fuk are you Raja Sen????? Hey Raja Sen I m talking to u , u dick face (Courtesy Russel Peters).....

Ajab prem ki khajab kahani is a story about Prem who runs a happy club.... he helps people to make love... oops.... I mean to.. to.. to.. to.. find love and elope with it.... gotcha... Now our hero falls in luv with sexy kitten Katrina Kaif.... Now Katrina is forced to marry Tony.... Prem elopes with her only to find that Kat already loves Raaaahhuuuuuul (Naam to suna hoga.... played by the beef bodied Upen patel).... and rahul's father is not accepting this marriage.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh naheeeeeee enough enough I can't write any more its fucking irritating......

Performances ..... NOTTTTTTTTTTTT

Well I think we expected a lot from Ranbir after his wake up sid.... There isn't any scope for performance and he didn't dissapoint us by performing something.....Wake up Ranbir.....

Katrina as Jeni is sexy... She is yet to get over from the Namaste london hangover... u know wat I mean... love somebody and on the day of the marriage ya have a mental disorder or some kinda genetic malfunction n u go n propose the hero n elope with him.... She did that in namaste london, singh is king and now in Ajab.... Hey u pussy sorry Kat (MEOWWWWW) aren't u get bored doing this same shit...

Upen Patel... if u wanna do something good for bollywood... leave alone acting u better don't even watch movies... thats a great deed u would do for bollywood... comeon guys watching him acting itself is a big pain....

Therez no script no screenplay nothing.... its plain n absolute vaccumm.... u won't survive even for a minute.... The jokes are not funny.... the characters are not funny either... however wats more irritating is the crowd which came to watch this movie.... it mostly comprised of little girls barely at the bloom of their puberty... aawwwwing about ranbir kapoor... giggling at the worst jokes of thiz century....ya getta feeling like "Is this movie really good? Am I a dumb ass tats y I m not laughing at the jokes !!!!!!!!! Y these future titties are giggling...".... its like they just give this hope u know that u are watching a great movie.... well thats wat is actually bullshit.....

If u are a dumb ass, jack ass or u recently had a brain transplant n the donor happens to be a 5 yr kid.... u will love this movie.... I m serious .... for others its Pain in Ass....

Its Zero watts fused bulb I say.... stay outta theatres.... The rain gods are here to save us... be indoor n not inside the theatre playing Ajab ki kajab ki watever .... n Raja Sen u Damit Rascala .... don't ever write reviews..... Mind It........