Kutty ... its miniscule

Hope ya guys haf gone or watched magic shows... Every time ya get on to sucha show, ya wanna see something new... something ya haven't seen before... its when the magician takes off his hat, keeps it upside down on his left hand, revolves his Wand around the Hat n Sez...
"Abraka Dabra
Shreya doesn't wear bra"
n out from the hat comes a Hare...

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP....APPLAUSE APPLAUSE....

Pity the audience... even after n number of times seeing the same shit, they still think this time its gonna be a different trick... only to realize....
"AWWWW that was the same dumb fucking Hare"
Aren't ya have asked yrself.... "Why its has to be always a Hare???? Why it can't be a Pussy"... I mean Cat?!! ... pussy Cat?!!... ya perverts, wat were ya thinking....

Its then we remember the saying "The Magician has one last trick up his sleeve".... Well Mitran Jawahar Doesn't....Infact he doesn't even a trick of his own... His Kutty is somewhat shitty....

For those who didn't see Aarya, Kutty's Original....
Geetanjali (Shreya) is a homely girl (Homely!!!! How long are we gonna use this word without knowing the actual meaning... will explain at the end) n studies music in a college... The college thug Arjun, the spoilt son of politician, falls in love with her, threatens Geeta that he would jump off the college terrace if she doesn't reciprocate... a confused Geeta Sez that three words, 'I Love You' n just then the camera man adjusts the camera lens n ya see Kutty (Danaush) who has now fallen for Geeta... Now comes the twist, Kutty proposes Geeta much to the dismay of Arjun, turns philosophical n sez "ya don't need to love me... Jus feel ma Love"... What happens next pretty much is Kutty trying to woo his girl, n prove his love... At one time he even rescues Geeta n Arjun n tries to get them married when Arjun's father shows red signal to Arjun's Love... don't ask him why would he do that.... He would turn philosophical again n start blabbering some shit... nauseating shit... n in climax when Geeta n Arjun are abou to get married ya see the usual magic...snap.... the hare outta hat... yes yes ya got that, Shreya realises Kutty's Love n breaks the marriage n confesses her love to Kutty....

ta taaaan.... Magic Over.... CLAP guys.... CLAP!!!!!! "Hey Jawahar... pssss... these A'holes are not clapping yaar"....



Dhanush as Kutty, hasn't performed his best... take for example thiruvilayadal or even the Sun Picture hit Padikkathavan, his involvement as an actor was always there... but If you had already seen Yaaradi Nee Mohini and now Kutty, ya would realise that Dhanush is not at all comfortable... he is not giving his 100%... incidentally both these movies are directed by Jawahar... So where is the problem... If Dhanush is not interested in working with Jawahar why is he repeating it??

Shreya... she lacks the innocence required for Geeta's character... even after coming completely covered in dress, she was still looking sexy... as the movie claims she wasn't looking Homely... I mean still one can visualize her feminine anatomy.... casting her was one big mistake.... Yep but she did her part well as an actor...

Second Hero... The guy who plays Arjun... don't know his name... but once he was a Kannada heart throb, even starred in Corporate Hindi movie... As far as I could remember he was a fine actor... Having said that it would be better if he sticks to Kannad n Hindi movies... Why should he act in Tamil n get blasted as a bad actor... Watch out for his acting when Kutty proposes Geeta before his eyes... He starts jumping as if a Cockroch went inside his innerware... that was ROTFL... Other than jumping, one more thing he does is smoking... Pretty much in every scene he is spotted witha cig... Its so irritating when ya see this Guy smoking in coffee shop, college campus n ya can't coz smoking in theatre premise is an offense... Hey bro please get lost from Tamil cinema, its good for ya and us...

Mitran Jawahar, Its high time ya start making ya own script... but if ya haf decided to remake, betta don't keep seeing the original DVD while filming... coz seeing Yaaradi n Kutty reiterates the fact that ya are good at only xerox copying... so wats ya next trick... Wat??? ya are remaking "Ready" that too with dhanush....Holy christ!!!!!

DSP, Well for those who have been reading ma blog they would know I never comment on music.... But now I don't have an option ... Hats off DSP... ya are talent personified... its simply impossible for anybody to survive with only 5 or 6 tunes for these many years... please teach other MDs the trick... the trick were ya rehash yr own music n still suceed in making the audience believe that ya are giving a new tune....

Kutty should be lapped up by family audience as it sans vulgarities and double endrers.... however it will not be catching the attention of the younger crowd like Aarya, its original... The problem with Kutty is it moves with a medium pace n the script doesn't accelerate... Ya haf gotto kill some time, give Kutty a try... Ya would realise the importance of time...

45 Watts Just Pass.... but notta time pass ...

Excerpts --
* Aarthy does a role in this movie, n is she doing a girl or boy? Well many are having a doubt on this...
* Remember the lill' gal who comes as Prakash Raj Daughter in Abiyum Naanum, she has grown in Kutty, barely 2 years gone... Wow Galz grow like this... snap...
* Remember "Arjun Amma yaaru" 4 n half milk ad, well they didn't show her in Kutty too.... however they showed Arjun's father... itz Radha Ravi...

Before signing off am I forgetting something...mmm yep... Homely Girl... Guys don't use this sentence, Homely girl doen't mean a calm composed good looking gal, au contraire it means a servant like or bad looking girl... Hey don't throw that shock at me... its how it is... its the actual meaning...

Anon